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As usual, his hair knocked out all competition on the carpet. Even the women. Speaking of women, his woman brought her usual misery – permascowl glued to her face the entire carpet and even when she tried to smile the eyes were devoid of true amusement.

Some people are just born with bitch faces so they can’t help it. Deep down they are kind, but first impressions are not their forte.

Others have bitch faces because they simply are bitches. I know this because I have a bitch face and I’m the biggest f&cking bitch ever. It takes one to know one. Put it this way… Demsey’s wife wasn’t “born” with a bitch face.

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Patrick Dempsey Oscar 2008

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