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I always call her constipated…because she’s just not a good pouter, you know? When she purses her lips, when she smiles without teeth, she looks plugged, kinda like Patrick Dempsey’s wife…but taller and better looking. With teeth however…there is no equal. See for yourself. Charlize yesterday at the ASC Annual Achievement Awards showing off her long, long, long legs, looking gorgeous even in a rather dumpy frump frock and a shade of hair that can’t seem to make up its mind. In fact, in a certain light, it actually looks green… Source

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