Paula Patton grits hard

Paula Patton seemed high on life last night. Can you blame her? I have nothing but love for Paula Patton today. She’s been through enough. And I don’t mean what Miley was doing to her husband with that foam finger. After all, he made the video. I know you’ve seen that version of the video.

No, it’s not what Miley was doing to Robin Thicke; it’s that Robin Thicke, who arguably has the song of the summer (for anyone who isn’t a One Direction Twi-Hard), had to share with Miley and go second and wear what he was wearing. You’d grit your teeth like Paula too, non? And overcompensate by being gripping him and holding him and reassuring him that he wasn’t part of the worst performance of the night?

Also…her hair.

See? Nothing but love for Paula Patton.