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I have a thing for Peaches Geldof. I know this will amount to nothing, and that no matter how hard she tries to make herself happen, she probably won’t happen, but that doesn’t change the fact that though no one else cares about her, I do.

Peaches is all skinny and sickly blonde now and she may be engaged to her boyfriend Thomas Cohen, a musician, of course, who is reportedly sick in love with her and very, very jealous and possessive, and they apparently can’t stand to be apart. Amazing. The best kind. Last week the two had lunch together in London. As you can see, Thomas is beautiful. In that way slightly androgynous way that British boys are these days. If I were that age, I’d be all over it too.

But I don’t know if I could handle that he’s wearing his hair and his clothes better than I would want to wear his hair and his clothes. Alexa Chung probably couldn’t wear his hair and clothes better than he’s wearing his hair and clothes. I am OBSESSED with this. Also, I might need to buy Peaches’s shoes.


Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com

Peaches Geldof and Thomas Cohen together in London

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