Celebrity Social Media, June 16, 2025

PEOPLE magazine is reporting that Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry are curtains, which is probably the only confirmation we will get. She is on tour, he is promoting work and so this the unofficial official statement. 

An Instagram story about coparenting and privacy seems unnecessary at this point, no one is hounding them. 

Social media sleuthing worked on Katy and Orlando, and it has me wondering if maybe it is the same for Diane Kruger and Norman Reedus. She posted for Father’s Day but didn’t comment on his post that I can see (Helena Christensen did and posted a story about him, their son Mingus is 25). 

These tacky hogs are planning to highlight Venice’s “rich artisanal heritage” at their wedding. Because you know what people don’t know a lot about? Italy’s heritage. It’s only one of the most visited countries in the world. Thank goodness for Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos, doing for Italy what they did for space.

Gwen Stefani said “f-ck you Gavin!” without actually saying it. 

We are in an era of lighthearted murder mysteries and if you love shows like Poker Face, Only Murders in the Building and The Residence but aren’t sure why you are so hooked, read this story. It’s a great inside baseball look at how editing balances “true crime” style storytelling with fizzy dramedy.

Even though Brooklyn Peltz-Beckham is pretty obviously not speaking to his parents, they both included him in a Father’s Day post. Victoria and David know that when they post it will be a story, so it’s more about managing the story than avoiding it. 

Bride Hard’s reviews are some of the worst I’ve read in a long time. Naturally, my next thought is how do we get Sarah to review it. 

Harry Potter content, in 2025? This is feeling dated, it’s giving “wedge sneaker” energy.