Photo Assumption: What Karl’s doll thinks of Shelfy
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Also on Wetten Dass in Germany the other day, the most random collection of guests...
And for part of the program, Jessica Biel was seated next to Karl Lagerfeld. Needless to say, there’s some selective photo editing happening here on my part but, you know, on the one hand you have a collection of guests were are charismatic and entertaining and then there’s Shelfy, who’s less interesting than Karl’s doll and who’s never provided a witty or clever sound-bite in her life.
Now for those of you who say that Karl is cruel - he did occasionally pretend to care about what Shelfy was saying. With the same body language he’d use if he were discarding/donating money to a panhandler.
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