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Oh dear God...
The worst, right?

This is why Pippa Middleton never happened. Or at least partly. Because she has really, really bad taste.

Look at it. Look at the purple sateen with the matching suede purple pumps, Jesus, it’s offensive. Consider all the options she would have had, and THIS is what she ended up with? Going shopping with her must be terrifying.

Pippa Middleton promotes her book ''Celebrate: A Year of Festivities for Family and Friends'' in The Netherlands.

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