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I know they're not exactly red. But it's not the exact shade I find so offensive. Never mind the tacky bleeding down the side seam either. Mostly it's the way she's wearing them.

Pippa Middleton was the Great Disappointment of 2011. So much promise, and totally no delivery. Pippa can't even dress properly casually. This little combination here with the plaid and the blazer and the jeans and the suede boots with the really lame heel...

Are you 40???

God it's a f-cking mess.

Pippa Middleton walking to work in West London

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