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I don’t know what business a 28 year old woman has with this dress. I mean, at the very least, rip that white wedding overlay off the top and go strapless, you know? And the shoes...oh my God.

Kate Middleton must dress with no imagination because her title calls for it. But Pippa? Pippa has no excuse. Will she ever look better than she did on the day her sister got married?
 

Pippa Middleton attends the premiere of Shadow Dancer in London

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