Yellow & Cleavy
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Oh happy day! It’ll be a good weekend for sure for the Brangelunatics as new photos of a bright and beautiful Angelina Jolie have just been released. The Second Coming continues to grow and the entire world can barely stand it. Six weeks? Eight weeks? One gift from God or will there be two???
The Pitts aren’t talking which is why everyone else is talking. As usual, the Pitts are in full control. Love, love, love.
Back to Angie – she stepped out yesterday in a yellow dress with her baby boobs prominently displayed and a gorgeous white leather bag. Still very veiny, still with bony legs and arms, same as before… although curiously enough the tabloids are not accusing her of having an eating disorder or using drugs. Funny that.
Wonder when Life & Style is going pull something new out of their asses… maybe a story that Brad wants Jennifer Aniston to be the godmother and Angelina storms out? Sounds perfect. Wait two weeks.
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