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A preview of Katie Holmes’s cameo on Eli Stone has been released. She sings and dances and her high notes will break glass.

Seriously.

The rest is ok… I guess… but the point of the “vision” was to be a turn-on. And there is nothing sexy, sensual, or seductive about KatE – not her weird assy hair, not her body, not the voice that is still very girly but that has been stripped of feminine appeal by marital androgyny, serving in the end as a sad reminder of the nubile but wholesome young thing once so full of promise, now devoid of personality.

This is Katie arriving at the theatre the other day before her performance on Broadway.



Photos from Wenn.com

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