Hot Harry gets a Brazilian?
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That might be my favourite title, like, ever.
Hot Harry’s Royal Tour was, by all accounts, a smash hit. So...how did he celebrate?
Well, local gossips in Rio are reporting that there was an afterparty on Sunday. Hot Harry was up all night. With a girl called Helena Bordon.
She’s a socialite, obviously. She’s blonde, of course. Like Chelsy Davy. Like Florence with the really long hyphenated last name. And, also, HOT. Here’s her Twitter. She posts photos of herself all the time.
They say she may still be with him. I haven’t been able to confirm this.
They also call her the Brazilian Serena van der Woodsen.
SEE???
What have I been telling you?
There IS a world in which Prince Harry and Blake Lively could exist! One day, Gossip Genie, one day.
(Thanks Juliana!)
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