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Prince played Coachella this weekend…how f&cking amazing is that??? The man is pure sex and talent. Love, love, love.

Unfortunately his royal presence was contaminated by the arrival of that diseased skank Ebola Paris Hilton who showed up hand in hand with Benji Madden. And because Ebola’s infection has been spread far and wide, awkward avoidance was apparently the name of the game as Jared Leto was at Coachella too and the last time he saw her, he ended up putting his tongue in her mouth and killing his career forever.

Hopefully Prince stayed far, far, far away.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Prince performs at Coachella, Paris Hilton Benji Madden at Coachella, Jared Leto at Coachella

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