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RoboBride Katie Holmes on the set of Eli Stone yesterday with her arms crossed over her chest. She was probably just chilly but let’s play our favourite game anyway, shall we?

The Photo Assumption Game is the best game ever!

Smut Psychoanalysis of KatE Cruise:

  • Feels naked and unsure of herself without husband, too much time has passed, cannot remember how to simply BE alone
  • Terribly insecure
  • Arms used as a shield to hide many secrets
  • Arms used as self support to contain her suffering after learning of those many secrets
  • Slouched shoulders suggest a lack of confidence facing the world
  • Slouched shoulders suggest she"s horny and hasn"t been properly satisfied in years
  • The hair sucks ass


Now you play Dr.
What’s your assessment?

Photos from Wenn.com

Katie Holmes on the set of Eli Stone

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