❗
Disclaimer: This article was posted during an early period of the site when some of the writing was extremely offensive. Since then our site has grown and evolved. We have apologised, continue to take accountability, and documented our changes. Please see our FAQ on our About page for our formal statement.

Elton opened the show and yes… that was Poison at the Tony Awards. POISON!

Last night’s Tonys were all about the Queens. The Queens are holding up beautifully. Was really, really hoping for a Dolly/Liza/Elton photo opportunity but unfortunately, not even the Secret Service could make that sh-t happen. Can you imagine the logistics?

Dolly is as tacky as ever and just as adorable. 60 Minutes filmed a feature on her that aired just before the show – did you watch? She’s an American original. And a treasure.

Also, Liza is still crazy. Please don’t let her change. Like, remember when she was married to David Gest? Once in a while, I used to post their wedding photo for sh-ts and giggles, and some frights too. Never fails.

Plus – Jane Fonda as formidable as ever and Susan Sarandon gave me an erection.


Photos from Wenn.com and Gettyimages.com

Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, Liza Minnelli, Elton John, Susan Sarandon, and Stockard Channing attended the 2009 Tony Awards.

Share this post