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If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know I have a thing about celebrities being friends. To the point where I would actually spy. Like install listening and recording devices at dinner. What were Cameron Diaz and Reese Witherspoon talking about last night? They were together at a restaurant in Brentwood last night. They drove off in Reese’s car. If Gwyneth were in town, she probably would have been there too. And bored the sh-t out of Cam by talking to Reese about all the kids.

I get Cam and G. They go way back. Cam and Reese kinda confuse me. Do you think Cam belches in Reese’s presence? I know she belches with Gwyneth. I know they laugh about farts and poo. But Reese? I dunno. Reese is tight with Jennifer Garner too. Pretty sure those two don’t get together and talk about whether or not they would travel for cock which... Cam would. And does. A lot.

But there she is, Cameron Diaz, hanging out with Reese Witherspoon and not...Drew Barrymore. It’s not like Cam’s never photographed with friends either. As you can see. But it’s been years since she’s been shot with Drew. They say they’re still really close. But not even one set of photos? You’re telling me Drew Barrymore’s better at avoiding the paps than Gwyneth Paltrow when she’s with Cameron Diaz? I don’t buy.

Reese Witherspoon and Cameron Diaz have dinner in Brentwood
Photo credits: SPW/Splash

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