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I think I might have heard something about vintage Chanel. Whatever it was, it sucked. Didn’t work for me. I suspect it didn’t work for many of you either. And her acceptance speech was forgettable at best. I was however quite entertained by the rare and very outward display of affection that she and Ryan had going on all night. In fact, it was so convincing, I think I just might make an exception and put my smutty sense aside for a while. After all, who doesn’t love a blonde, sunkissed Hollywood fairy tale???

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