❗
Disclaimer: This article was posted during an early period of the site when some of the writing was extremely offensive. Since then our site has grown and evolved. We have apologised, continue to take accountability, and documented our changes. Please see our FAQ on our About page for our formal statement.

Enough. We get it, Reese. You ain"t a ho. You"re not Paris, you"re not cheap, and you"re certainly not skanky. But please…for the love of Valentino…would it kill you to wear something just a tad more exciting? And while we"re at it, you might want to hire a stylist that can fit you properly. After the Chanel fiasco at the Globes, I would think that"s just basic 101, non? I like Reese. A lot. But she"s starting to bore me. She"s starting to put me to sleep. And that my friends is almost - almost - worse than hate. Oh, and one more thing, Ryan as a bruno? Not a fan. Your thoughts?

Share this post