Rihanna’s commitment to doing her own grocery and drug store runs remains unchanged. But first, she went viral without lifting a damn finger the other day because of Celine Dion’s recent post about what songs she listens to.

First of all, Celine is unhinged in this video – and when she’s at her best, she is always unhinged so that is a blessing.

Second… “Love on the Brain”, obviously, off Rihanna’s best album ANTI which just turned ten years old so, of course, she was right when she said she wins the 2016 challenge. The viral trend might have actually been invented just so she could commemorate it.

I love “Love on the Brain” but if we’re talking about songs to f-ck to off that album (the whole album is horny), my first pick is “Kiss It Better”. And now I’m just one of those annoying fans, all like, GIRL… when? WHENNNNN???

Not that Rihanna gives a sh-t about anyone’s impatience, she’s too busy picking out produce to feed her three babies, as she should be. And, as I said at the beginning of this post, I appreciate that even though she could hire a navy of people to shop for her, she wants to do it herself. Which I can totally relate to because groceries is that one thing where I have a hard time outsourcing. The drug store? No problem. Groceries are a whole different category, I don’t even really like it when my husband goes out to get what I need. First of all, he often comes back with the wrong thing or the wrong size but also, I just pick better fruit and veg and brands. Last week in a pinch I asked him to buy cooking spray (for egg white bites made in a muffin tin, don’t judge me, eggs are so hard to get clear out of the tin) and he came back with the worst possible option.

Anyway, I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, lol, he is a gift in so many other ways, but the point is, I take grocery shopping very personally and, clearly, so does Rihanna. She dresses way better at the grocery store though, omg. When I’m grocery shopping it’s sweats only.

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