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Please merciful Shiloh, please spare the RDJ. Please don’t let the RDJ lose his cool. Please keep him clean but please don’t take away his edge.

I worry.

Check out Robert Downey Jr last night at the AFI event to honour Warren Beatty. He is the hotness, sure…but is it just me or is he wearing a LOT of foundation? Does he look a little plastic?

I like my RDJ rough around the edges! World weary and haggard, even ungroomed…that’s the RDJ that quivers my loins.

This RDJ looks like a Barbie. Scares me.

Shiloh save RDJ.

Photos from Wenn.com and Flynetonline.com

Robert Downey Jr at AFI honours Warren Beatty

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