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Sorry to Kanye West your eyeballs but, well, Jakey G and Ryan G stood next to each other last night in Beverly Hills at a screening for Blue Valentine and it seems like all caps are appropriate, non?

Michelle Williams was there too. And she looked lovely and delightful but well...

Jakey and Ryan ... side by side...

I thought it was a good way to start the weekend. Let’s toast! Now drink up!

I’ve just discovered my new favourite combination. It’s a little ghetto but whatever...

Oreo cookies + Grey Goose La Poire straight up = Happiness.

Is Jakey the Oreo cookie or the Grey Goose?


Photos from John Shearer/Wireimage

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