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Ryan Lochte arrived in LA last night presumably to start work on his guest role on 90210 and also to take meetings for a variety of Dancing Bachelor reality shows he’s trying to be a part of. Hollywood Lochte!  A proper LA boy now!

How long before that pose-harding famewhore AnnaLynne McCord attaches herself to him? Let me put my hand in your face but not in a rude way to interrupt you when you say - she wouldn’t go for Ryan! She has a boyfriend now! Dominic Purcell.

Yes. She also “dated” Kellan Lutz.

Are we really having this conversation?

What the world needs now is a photograph of Kellan Lutz and Ryan Lochte reading together in a tree. I would wallpaper my apartment with it.

Ryan Lochte arrives at LAX

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