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Ryan Phillippe was cute once upon a time, I suppose. In that way only 18 year olds find attractive. In that Cruel Intentions way, with the half sneer and the high school appeal. Eventually all women grow out of it. Eventually Reese Witherspoon grew out of it. Which is why he can only pick from the young, desperate, wannabe actress waitresses too stupid to see through his cheese dick poetry pick up lines.

Check out Carb Face the other night with his best days clearly behind him leaving a restaurant after dinner. Some dudes just peak at 25, you know? Not everyone is George Clooney…

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