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Canada’s sweetheart was asked to host the technical Oscars on Saturday in Cali and she looked absolutely divine on the arm of her equally divine Ryan. Never mind the huge honour from the Academy, never mind that she is clearly being recognized everywhere as the new starlet on the horizon. Never mind all that. As my girl Duana would say – what’s important here is that hosting at the tech awards means a guaranteed invitation to the REAL awards show, which means yet another occasion to put on a kick ass dress and get all pretty for the world media. Oh Canada indeed. What’s the status on their love, you ask? Well it looks like their engagement is, like, the worst kept secret in gossip. Everyone is convinced it’s official. But since she keeps wearing the ring around her neck and since her camp has been given strict instructions about respecting their privacy, all leaks have been mysteriously sealed off. NO ONE is talking. And you know what that means, right? When no one is talking, something is happening. By the way – is it just me or does he look better with more facial hair?

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