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I must get hundreds of emails a month pleading for Josh Lucas to be inducted into the Freebie 5. And while I certainly understand that it"s all about personal preference, I just do not see it. Here he is at the premiere for United 93 looking more greasy Florida business man than hunky Hollywood heartthrob. Definitely the pervy poor man"s Matthew McConnaughey. No wonder it didn"t work with Salma Hayek. I mean could Josh really do her justice? Please. Next.

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