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Salma Hayek took her man and her baby and the paps for a walk yesterday in New York, giving photographers a safe glimpse at Valentina and giving us an image that is sure to sell the world over.

Check at Salma bundled up and chic and her fiancé Francois caught in a passionate embrace. He reminds me of Daniel Craig. Less attractive, of course, but then again Daniel isn’t the prettiest boy on the block either, non?

Salma also attended Ashton Kutcher’s 30th birthday party last night arriving with Lucy Liu. It’s really not as much fun when she covers up her massive tits. You think she has chronic back pain?

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