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Salma with her baby father and fiancé at last night’s Malawi event. Francois is the head of the company that overseas Gucci. Which means he wrote Madge’s cheque last night.

But look at the engineering achievement of this dress. Salma’s tits, even pre-Valentina, were enormous. Now the size is practically legendary. And yet she’s whittled down everywhere else. Flattering design and of course she looks amazing in it.

Can you imagine Salma and David Beckham? She was the winner bidder for her soccer services. Privately.

I’d pay just to watch.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Salma Hayek at last night’s Malawi event

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