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Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson, my obsession, are married! Publicists have confirmed it. She wore McQueen, he wore Tom Ford. She’s 45. He's 22. And they have two daughters. And they will live happily ever after!

Sam and Aaron will now both be known as “Taylor-Johnson”.

Sam Taylor-Johnson and Aaron Taylor-Johnson.

Please.

It’s too much. I love it too much.

And there is hope for Demi Moore. But Demi Moore would then have to be as chill as Sam Taylor-Johnson.
 

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