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Total Photo Assumption. But it’s like her air is extra sex when her husband’s not around, non?

Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant were in New York last night for the premiere of Did You Hear About the Morgans opening this weekend against Avatar. Um, yeah, good luck. Morgans has yet to be reviewed. Never a good sign. And it never fails to amaze me Hollywood’s propensity for pissing away money.

Still, SJP is a professional. And she will promote the sh-t out of her projects whenever she can, even when her film projects, well, are so often so sh-t.

The hair however was so not sh-t last night. The hair was spectacular. I want hair like this. Mine is long enough and it’s heavy enough and it’s thick enough too but it’s also totally stick straight. It doesn’t hold the way hers is holding, just enough wave without curl.

She looks great, non? SO MUCH BETTER than the way they made her look in this movie. Jesus it’s bad.


Photos from Flynetonline.com

Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant attended the Morgans premiere in New York.

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