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Strapless dress, hair swept back into a big bun, light lips, baby doll voice, nerve-grating giggle giggle, and dandy pandy husband. Who am I??? Yes, gossips. It’s SJP in yet another lovely but played out number. No, it’s not offensive, per se. And yes, I’m happy she didn’t reek of desperation like she has in past years but still…for someone who is always being hailed as Little Lady Couture, you’d think she’d show a tad more imagination.

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