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She was all over morning television today promoting The Morgans which opens tomorrow. The dress she wore while being interviewed by Matt Lauer…love it SO much. SO MUCH. Then she changed into a rather forgettable nude sateen but these tights. Oh la these tights are quivering me like a sexy beast of a man. I can hear my friend Duana even though she’s far away from me in Montreal. She’s probably just put these tights on her Christmas list. TIGHTS PORN!

SJP looks so great lately to sell her movie. But not even Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt making out could sell this movie. It is currently scoring a dismal 7% on Rotten Tomatoes.

7%

Not that this should surprise you. You’ve seen the trailer, right?


Photos from Wenn.com and INFphoto.com and Doug Meszler/Splashnewsonline.com

Sarah Jessica Parker on morning television promoting The Morgans

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