Here’s Sarah Jessica Parker cosplaying Carrie Bradshaw for an ad and I again have to ask… does SJP have a gambling problem? Does she owe money to the mob? Is she secretly collecting antique shoes that have put her into crippling debt?

I get that money is money, but the choices are so antithetical to how she presents as an artist.

But am I being too hard on SJP? Is there a bias I’m showing? Because here are Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern getting together for Angel Cakes, which must have an extremely robust marketing budget. And instead of the ick, I’m happy Macaulay Culkin is getting paid to pretend to eat whatever this Christmas dessert is. Did they fly to Dubai for this? Or is this AI? I genuinely can’t tell (big boomer energy).

Tate Donovan was minding his own business. And he looks to be carrying a poop bag, which is the only thing that matters!

Last weekend I watched When Harry Met Sally because I consider it a holiday movie – the big scene happens on New Year’s Eve. As the true crime ghouls crowd turns a very real tragedy into a spectacle, the media is hard to ignore. But the brainrot can be counteracted with these perfect movies, these perfect scenes, these characters we quote. Here’s what Rob Reiner’s friends had to say about his work.

Bebe Rexha has sent out her baby daddy wish list – I didn’t even click on the comments because I don’t want to know.

OK this podcast snippet is very important to me because I’m a French onion soup head. The issue is that over the last couple of years, French onion soup has been diluted into French onion chicken and French onion soup dip and French onion soup fucking candles, but there is no substitute for the soup. And in this scenario, I am absolutely on the restaurant’s side. It is not a to-go dish!!! It is piping hot and dense and cheese and crusty, not everything is meant to be consumed in the car. Sit down and eat the damn soup.

David Cross, Amber Tamblyn, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick attend 'Tartuffe' York Theatre Workshop Opening Night Celebration, December 15, 2025

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