Heeled feet
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TIFF begins on Thursday. Which means 10 days of heels. Non stop heels. F-ck.
It’s getting more and more unbearable.
4 years ago I could manage. I could manage an entire evening. These days, my flipflops are always tucked into my bag.
How do these bitches do it all the time? Like Victoria Beckham?
Well for starters, they don’t have to walk. And they certainly don’t have to stand for two hours on a f-cking carpet waiting for a 10 second soundbite.
These feet?
These will my feet on Thursday night.
It’s Sarah Jessica Parker shooting Sex & the City 2 in New York the other day. Because there is no shortage of lame storylines.
Not just the feet, check out the arms too. SJP is just as veiny as Angelina Jolie. And Madonna. But those two get the sh-ts much harder than the MiniVan’s most precious shoe fetishist. Is it because she talks in a baby breathy voice and fronts like she’s your “sister”?
Photos from Flynetonline.com
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