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Dear Sasha, my office party is a few months away and I want to wear a gold dress.  Can you find me something for under 250?  Thank you, D

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As long as you promise that a) you won’t get loaded to the tits and b) that you won’t stick your tongue down some random person’s piehole……I’ll help you.  Deal? Deal.

If you’re gonna go gold you might as well sparkle things up with some sequins too!  For some flashy ass looks click away here, and here, and here and here.

An asymmetrical neckline always fancies things up, so D, if you’re looking for something a bit more formal then check two stunners out here and here.

Another way to add style intrigue is by playing it up with some eye popping patterns, and for some pretty printed party dresses click here, and here, and here, and here and here.

Finally D, if all you want is some 24K goodness then lacquer yourself up here, and here, and here and here.

Keep your Life + Style questions coming here.

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