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Sasha, I’m going on a beach holiday with my new boyfriend and want a hot pair of swimming trunks.  The bigger the pattern, the better.   Can you help? A


A free pass to gawk at half naked men? Um, yes, in that case I think I can help you out. 

The one brand that kept coming up in my “research” was Vilebrequin – it seems to be the major player on the market.  Now, I warn you, you’ll need to cough up some dough, but nothing out there matches their style prowess.  Click here, here, here and here for some eye poppin’ suits.

Sure, not many men like to sport florals in their everyday look, but if there’s any time to sprout a crop of flowers from your groin it’s when you’re on vacation.  Right?  Right.  So get clicking  here, here, here, here, here  and here.

Lastly I didn’t know how to classify the rest of these looks other than to say they’re awesome, so for some graphic miscellaneous prints go wild here, here, here, here and finally here.

Have fun on your trip and send me some pics! Again, just for research purposes….
 

A selection of men's swim trunks and beachwear from various brands is presented.

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