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Last night at A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Cure Parkinson’s event in New York, both Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds showed up in support of Michael J Fox but walked the carpet separately, refusing to be photographed together publicly, like Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin.

And it’s a shame.

Because on their own they both looked beautiful. Together it would have been a gorgessity explosion. Ryan seems to have eased up on the foundation and the super cardio marathon training has taken away the beefcake too. Yum.

Scarlett, in white and all booby bridal, absolutely glows. Some of you have been emailing with a theory that she’s pregnant. Since I don’t give a sh-t, I’ll leave it to you to BumpWatch the hell out of her dress.

Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com

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