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Yet another colour change.

This is Scarlett Johansson, not hiding from cameras, arriving at the LA Shorts Fest 2009 opening last night. She isn’t covering her face with a scarf and complaining about you wanting to look at her.

The explanation of course is that this is an “official” event and so photos are allowed. When she’s on her “own” time she doesn’t want them taking her picture for you to look at in a magazine. What she does want however is for you to see her movies during YOUR “own” time. In other words, she gets to tell us how to make her rich but we don’t get to tell her sh-t.

Celebrity sanctimony is my favourite.

She does look great though. And here’s where you have to give it to Scarlett Johansson. She said she was working out hard for Iron Man 2. And in Hollywood that usually means dropping 30 pounds and getting scrawny. Not Scarjo.

That is such a hot little body, non?

Thin but not emaciated, she’s still curvy, in the right places, and there’s actually flesh on her bones. Like if you poked her arm, you would still have to press through meat to get to the hard stuff. This is not common for celebrities. Trust.


Photos from Wenn.com

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