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The new cover – Us Weekly’s turn to add to the JT/Johansson romance, positioned as a major slight against Cameron who apparently has a longstanding vendetta against her younger, blonder, more bombshell counterpart. According to the magazine, Justin’s decision to cast Scarjo in his new video was the straw that broke the Cam’s back: “Scarlett has always liked Justin. They’ve always had a flirtation – that’s why Cameron was threatened by her. She could not believe he went behind her back to put her in the video. Cameron was very jealous of Scarlett.” Hmmm…Cam is the new Aniston? And while we’re at it – about those song lyrics for What Goes Around, word is they’re NOT about Britney but about Elisha Cuthbert. In defence of his friend Trace Ayala, supposedly ditched by Elisha after a short engagement only to go out with that useless f&ck Sean Avery five minutes later. Little Pip is a good friend. Us Weekly

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