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Uh oh. I can hear the screeching already. Let me explain. Do I think he"s ugly in a Donatella way? Of course not. Underneath the beard and the bloat, I have no doubt he"s a total hottie. But that just makes it worse. A clean cut Scott Speedman could certainly be considered Freebie material - not my type but hey, I wouldn"t cringe if he was on yours. A hirsute Scott Speedman, however, is an entirely different matter. Because a hirsute Scoot Speedman reminds me of a Baldwin. Can"t remember which one. Does it matter??? The bottom line is it"s never a compliment to resemble a Baldwin. Dear Scott. Please shave. Thank you.

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