Celebrity Social Media, July 23, 2025

Only Murders in the Building is a show that feels like fall (because of Selena Gomez’s coats and the wallpaper) but always premieres in summer. Last season there was a bit of twist with the short jaunt to LA but for the upcoming season, we haven’t seen much in terms of spoilers. 

This show is a murder mystery but the murder isn’t really the point. Just like the restaurant isn’t the point of The Bear or therapy for Shrinking or soccer (football) for Ted Lasso. To quote Tumblr, the real treasure is the friends we made along the way.  

I’m not easily influenced and I don’t think I’ve ever been influenced by Katy Perry but I’m slightly interested in the Face Tub. It’s very stupid (you can do this with a bowl!) but oddly intriguing. I’m only human.

If you know, you KNOW. Orna, our psychoanalyst queen, is covered in The Cut for her inimitable wardrobe. I’m obsessed with the way she works and have of course noticed her clothes – lots of avant-garde designers that drape just right. She’s so cool because she’s not trying to look cool, I can’t imagine her touching a monogram bag. 

When I see “in talks” I assume that means it’s a done deal and if so, casting Ike Barinholtz as Elon Musk is a great choice. 

The downside for Ike is that if Musk crashes out about it, he will send his Twitter dingleberries after Ike but I guess, if you don’t use Twitter, they are just screaming into the void. It’s not like tweets from AIGuy2284719738759838975 matter in real life.

Salma Hayek is having a TIME this summer, skipping the Beige Wedding for Glastonbury and hanging out with Angelina Jolie. 

Why yes I would like to go to a winery and listen to Laverne Cox talk about her MAGA law enforcement boyfriend, thank you for asking.

@lavernecox

For more about this and other stories from my life come to my @citywinerynyc one woman show "Gurrl, How Did I get Here" July 28.

♬ original sound - Laverne Cox

Attached - Selena Gomez out for dinner at Giorgio Baldi with Benny Blanco earlier this month.