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Nothing lasts forever…

These are opening words from the new Sex & The City movie teaser released just yesterday. If you’ve yet to see it, click here. But if nothing lasts forever, why is Carrie still doing voice-overs?

As you would expect, the teaser offers nothing in the way of plot reveal but does of course provide the opportunity to showcase many of Carrie’s new ensembles, photos of which have already been released by the paparazzi, thereby taking away the only reason to see the film and rendering the entire project completely obsolete. PS. Victoria Beckham was not able to make an appearance.

Stil…sh*t like this gets made and no one is watching Friday Night Lights. Good taste is dead.

Shooting wrapped this week, film is scheduled for release in May.

Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie in wedding dress

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