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Oh, I see what you’re doing here, Shailene Woodley. You were in an Oscar-nominated film last year. You were almost a nominee yourself. But your day job is on ABC Family. Like television. It’s a teen show. Thing is – you’re not just a vapid teen who cares about clothes and how she looks in them; you don’t even think about clothes. You would rather think about helping the hungry people in Africa. It totally shows...except I don’t quite believe you. Because actively trying to look like you don’t care about clothes is still caring about clothes, isn’t it? It’s ok to care about clothes! Who told you it wasn’t?

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