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I hate the print. If it was more random...I dunno...maybe. But you’d have to change up the material too.

But mostly it’s because the dress is so terribly unflattering. It pulls down her breasts. She’s young enough, we know she has perky breasts, and right now they look like they sag and then go wide. Like the rest of her. Making her head, with the pulled back hair, seem extra small against the overall broadness that is happening to her because...

THIS DRESS IS SO HIDEOUS.

But, you know, Shailene goes barefoot and wants you to save Africa. So are we coming out with a line of young adult muumuus here, is this what you’re telling me???

Shailene Woodley at The Hunger Games world premiere
Photo credits: Wenn, Bauer

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