Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes have been walking around Miami meditating. The walking is very slow. It is physically impossible for me to walk slowly. I can’t do it. One day, I’ll have to because my body will refuse the pace. But now, while it can, my body can’t help but pass you on the sidewalk so meditative walking probably wouldn’t work on me. Also, I don’t think they look like zombies. You already know what I think – that they look like this because they have a lot of sex. Wonder if Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas will see this and try it for themselves. We’ll find out tomorrow, I’m sure. (Dlisted)
I have not yet made mashed potatoes during self-isolation. I have also not had fries in this time of isolation. Come to think of it, I haven’t cooked potatoes at all. I mean I’ve had potato chips out of a bag, obviously, since I’m a civilised person, but I haven’t had any potatoes with a proper meal. Maybe I should make some because Gigi Hadid’s fries dipped in mashed potatoes is something I’ve been doing since I discovered mashed potatoes back when I was a child. But has she ever had Cheetos dipped in mashed potatoes? I just changed your life, didn’t I? You know what else is good? Creamy mashed potatoes on a bagel with dill. (Cele|bitchy)
In 2002, Cameron Diaz and Leonardo DiCaprio went to Cannes together to promote Gangs of New York. Really appreciate the Fug Girls for all this Gossip Nostalgia they’re giving us. Leo has never looked great in a suit – in fact, I don’t think he wears clothes well – but he looks especially weird in this one. His face, however, is the face that is clouding your eyes. This is the memory you see when you picture him, and not the way he looks now. He does NOT look like this anymore. (Go Fug Yourself)
Is this a thing? I haven’t seen it on any of my timelines but I feel like my timeline algorithms are all skewed right now because, um, I spend a LOT of time on BTS. There’s a challenge happening where you have to do a handstand while putting a shirt on and Tom Holland did it and tagged Jake Gyllenhaal so now everybody’s rubbing one out in anticipation. Speaking of BTS, if Jungkook did this, Twitter would literally shut down. He would break it. This is not hyperbole. He owns the most heavily trafficked tweet of 2019 and, I think, of 2019. And he was fully clothed at the time. JK with his shirt on and showing his back muscles, considering that everyone is so curious about his tattoos too… it would be a major platform malfunction. (Pajiba)
I know you need this today, even if you saw it yesterday. This will help you every day. What? Pictures of Keanu Reeves. Lots of them – 47 of them. Do it now, do it later, do it now and later. Do it during your Zoom call. Do it for self-care. (The Cut)
