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Love it. Another child star f&ck up, emboldened by an overinflated sense of entitlement and invulnerability so indigenous to that special species of celebrity pushed into showbiz before they can properly conjugate a verb, took the wheel intoxicated this weekend and tried to kill someone.

Call it preachy but whatever… drunk driving is essentially attempted murder. And Shia LaBeouf is a lucky son of a bitch. He apparently suffered the worst of it – they’re calling it “extensive hand surgery” from which he’ll have to recover for a month, putting Transformers 2 on hold until he heals. Which means an entire production has been delayed because he decided he was better than the law. Amazing.

And still they say Miley Cyrus will be immune to this sh*t because she believes in God and family? Please. God and family don’t exist in Hollywood. Give it 2 years. When she starts driving.

PS. Shia is a Disney kid too, you know…

Coincidence or conspiracy?

Shia LaBeouf arrested for DUI and requires extensive hand surgery

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