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Over the weekend, Celebrity Baby Blog was notified about a memory stick supposedly containing 450 exclusive, private baby shower photos from Brad and Angelina’s African birthing holiday. Here is just one of those photos apparently being offered up to the tabloids. Frickin’ adorable, non? These two are pure gorgessity. So much so that I almost feel like I can’t look at them for too long, in that “mortals shouldn’t gaze upon the Gods” kind of way, you know what I mean? Anyway, back at the compound, I heard that Brad blew his stack (duh) last week over the pappy intrusion over at Madd’s daycare. Rumour has it, this latest episode has prompted him to consider a détente of sorts with the weeklies in order to eliminate (or increase, depending on how you look at it) some of the curiosity surrounding their lives. Word is he’s mulling over a very general, fluffy tv interview with a set of pre approved personal questions along with a few more pre-arranged “candid” family photos just to let off some of the pressure that’s been building since the Chosen One arrived a month ago. Not surprisingly I’m also told Warner Bros. is all over it, especially since Angie’s been the one doing so much of the talking lately. Like I said, rumour has it. But for what it’s worth, I certainly hope so. My smutty soul can’t get enough of the Jolie-Pitts. And don’t lie, neither can yours.

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