Shrek Diesel DVD
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Didn’t seem like that took very long. Fast & Furious is now on DVD if you like that sort of thing – dumbasses not obeying the speed limit led by a grunting Shrek with big muscles also known as Vin Diesel. Ugh. He’s disgusting.
Shrek showed up on the carpet last night because the event was also an opportunity to screen his short film Los Bandoleros. He wrote and directed it – something about a prequel to a scene in the movie? Whatever. The point is Shrek is trying to be a filmmaker now.
I will wait here until you stop laughing. Take your time.
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Executives in Hollywood have a lot of money to piss away, non? If you had several thousand dollars lying around, would you give it to Shrek Diesel and tell him to make a movie? Especially when Friday Night Lights begs for renewal every year?
I f-cking hate people.
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