Smutty Social Media round-up for December 21, 2016

That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.

When doves cry

A video posted by Jack Black (@jackblack) onDec 20, 2016 at 11:20am PST

Michelle Monaghan looks great in double denim. I look like a farmer, and not the hipster-chic kind.

🎨 #melbourne #streetart 🎨

A photo posted by Michelle Monaghan (@realmonaghan) onDec 19, 2016 at 11:09pm PST

Reese Witherspoon’s commitment to looking like an editorial spread from a 1953 edition of Good Housekeeping just won’t quit.

Last minute gifts complete! Have y'all finished your Christmas shopping yet? 🎁🎄🌟 There's still time @draperjames!

A photo posted by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) onDec 20, 2016 at 10:48am PST

Any alternative would be welcome.

Pinterest for President.— Natalie Maines (@1NatalieMaines) December 15, 2016

Kelly Osbourne cleans Kelly Cutrone’s overflowing toilet (NSFW language). That is a good friend. I’d have trouble doing this at my own house. Definitely couldn’t do it in an office with multiple users.

You can never say I'm not a good friend @kellycutrone during my break form promoting @projectrunwayjunior I'm mopping up a river from your leaking 🚽

A video posted by Kelly! (@kellyosbourne) onDec 21, 2016 at 7:09am PST

Chrissy Teigen has a “Bill Murray appears out of nowhere” story.

Wait this happened to me too. A waiter dropped a plate of half eaten food and said it was from "the man at the bar" - it was bill murray https://t.co/b5L7OkV9Pi— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 21, 2016

Is Vanilla Ice retro enough to be a kitsch celebrity side kick?

With @vanillaiceofficial and dumb shit @realnickswardson backstage Orlando show. Great crowds in florida.

A photo posted by David Spade (@davidspade) onDec 16, 2016 at 10:10pm PST

This week I’ve had cast reunion photos from October Road and The Mysteries of Laura. Thank you for indulging me. Here’s one you guys really want: Law & Order: SVU.