Smutty Social Media, Friday May 22, 2015|Lainey Gossip Entertainment Update

Page Six is reporting that Naomi Campbell is having a huge birthday party in France this weekend, to dovetail with the film festival. The usual suspects – Diddy, Leo, billionaires – will be in play. When asked for a comment, her publicist told Page Six, “What the f-ck?” She does work for Naomi.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @IAMNAOMICAMPBELL, HAVE TONS OF FUN. FELIZ DIA @IAMNAOMICAMPBELL. DIVIERTETE.

A photo posted by MARIO TESTINO (@mariotestino) onMay 22, 2015 at 9:00am PDT

It’s a Leo conga line in Cannes.

L'Oreal Girls Have More Fun 😜👊🏻 @doutzen @evalongoria @lara_stone @natashapoly @realbarbarapalvin @soojmooj @isabelifontana #YesWeCannes #BecauseWeAreWorthIt ❤️

A video posted by @karliekloss onMay 22, 2015 at 4:05am PDT

Yes Diane! Love this Chanel dress on her. We are all sick of glitter see through gowns, right?

I know this one won't be for everybody, but I LOVE me some @chanelofficial ! I'm SO SICK OF GLITTER SEE THROUGH GOWNS !

A photo posted by Diane Kruger (@dianekrugerperso) onMay 21, 2015 at 2:58pm PDT

Goop is having a… sale? What is this word?

Want those @pandrewdesign shoes GP is wearing? How about a @loefflerrandall bag or a @carven_paris dress? Click the link in our profile and enter #30offlovegoop at checkout to activate a small token of our appreciation #goopget

A photo posted by goop (@goop) onMay 21, 2015 at 5:40pm PDT

A delicious Mimi sandwich in Disneyland. I can’t believe Lainey missed her.

I'll be on @KellyandMichael tomorrow to celebrate @Disneyland's 60th anniversary & perform my song #Infinity! 🎶🎶🎶 tune in!!!

A photo posted by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) onMay 21, 2015 at 5:29pm PDT

50 Shades of Johnsons had an anniversary.

We are awesome #MAY21 #5yrs

A photo posted by Jessica Simpson (@jessicasimpson) onMay 21, 2015 at 7:45pm PDT

And to think this is being wasted on Slum Bear. What about JLo and Jake? JLo and anyone but Casper Smart! I’d take Diddy back at this point.

Feeling sexy, youthful and happy. 💪🏼😘 Read more from my @usweekly cover at usmagazine.com #BeTheGirl

A photo posted by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) onMay 21, 2015 at 4:45pm PDT

Last Friday, Lainey left you with Charlie Hunnam, so this Friday I’d like to do the same. Here he is on set playing chess with Guy Ritchie. Look at his hair. And his stance. And his forearm. I should have cropped out Guy.