Smutty Social Media, Monday July 27, 2015|Lainey Gossip Entertainment Update

This must be the most famous voicemail of all time, right? It’s so quotable. “Rude, thoughtless little pig” is instantly recognizable, it’s the “Show me the money” of voicemails. But it is nice to see Ireland finding the humour in it – it’s never the things that we think will f-ck kids up that actually f-ck them up, you know? And maybe, as an adult, she sees that whoever released it was playing a demented game of emotional chicken.

If I Were A Pig... I would be Rude and Thoughtless of course! 🐽

A photo posted by Ireland Basinger Baldwin (@irelandbbaldwin) onJul 26, 2015 at 11:36am PDT

This is the lamest thing ever: Goop is selling “Biggie/Pac” clutches. The descriptor should read, “curated racial appropriation.” (For $1,695.)

This is kind of a B.I.G. deal: two exclusive #goopxedieparker clutches just dropped in the #goopshop.

A video posted by goop (@goop) onJul 27, 2015 at 10:18am PDT

There is a great article floating around about the mistakes editors and writers have made and my favourite story is from the president of Playboy Enterprises, who worked on the Lindsay Lohan shoot. “I still have the ulcer.”

💋🙏💋🙏💋

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) onJul 27, 2015 at 8:51am PDT

Mark Ruffalo’s aerial selfie.

This thing called a selfie stick. @king_k33n

A photo posted by Mark Ruffalo (@markruffalo) onJul 26, 2015 at 4:08pm PDT

Gigi Hadid is in the new Calvin Harris music video and she’s dating Taylor’s ex, Joe Jonas. Taylor doesn’t care about boys, only friends, so obviously this will never, ever be a problem.

How Deep Is Your Love video is coming sooooooon @gigihadid cc @disciples_ldn ❤️❤️❤️

A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) onJul 26, 2015 at 3:24pm PDT

What’s the point of having a “L.O.V.E.” coat hanger if you are mean to your employees? It’s so Delores Umbridge.

#love 💛 @honest #officelife #monday

A photo posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) onJul 27, 2015 at 10:44am PDT

Joaquin and Liv in 1997. They were the true heirs to Johnny and Winona, even if we didn’t know it at the time.

Goodbye for now dear ingrid sischy. A beautiful friend. Beautiful heart . Beautiful mind. I will miss you so so much. So brave and so true. Thank you for the beautiful interview covers we did together over the years this being my favorite of all time @interviewmag @inezvinoodh 1997!!!For always allowing true freedom and creativity and asking the most interesting and intriguing questions. Thank you for seeing me and listening so clearly and turning all you saw and heard into riveting truthful stories. Love and prayers to sandy and all of the family...

A photo posted by Liv Tyler (@misslivalittle) onJul 26, 2015 at 3:36pm PDT

Sarah Silverman is tweeting for Tig Notaro today (and maybe forever?)